November 2010
46 posts
Nov 1st
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Biggest Pet Peeve
My biggest pet peeve in life is when sick people want to hang out with me.  You know you’re sick, you’re coughing and sneezing all over the place, you’re blowing your nose every 30 seconds, your nose is red and you smell like Dayquil.  Why in the FUCK would I want to hang out with you?  More importantly, why would you want to hang out with me and get me sick?  Being sick sucks...
Nov 1st
October 2010
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Oct 31st
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ListenInside of Clouds
Oct 30th
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Cats and their Owners
Have you ever noticed how people that own cats are some of the strangest people in existence?  I thought it was pure coincidence at first but I am coming to realize that there is a direct correlation between cats and the people that own them.  I either can’t get along with them or they creep me the fuck out.  It’s almost like the owners take on some of the strange characteristics of...
Oct 29th
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Oct 25th
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Pam Oliver
You’ve got way too much money to be running around with that Slauson swapmeet weave.  Do better. I’m either tumblr illiterate or there’s some kind of error but it won’t let me reply to my replies…  She does sideline reporting for over 20 NFL games a season and sometimes does TNT NBA telecasts.  Out of all her appearances in the last 2 years she only looks well kempt...
Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 18th
WatchWatch
Oh, hell nah!
Oct 14th
Dear Mom, Happy Birthday!  I would have died a slow and painful death 9 years ago if it wasn’t for your love.  Stephen would have died too.  You will never read this but I thoroughly enjoyed drinking champagne with you and your friends.  Maria low key tried to holla at me while you weren’t paying attention.  ”Holla” means get my number/talk to.  No worries though.  Her...
Oct 14th
Oct 12th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Donald Glover, Renaissance man of comedy and rap →
Oct 10th
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Earl Sweatshirt - EARL →
oddfuture: Earl Sweatshirt Releases His First Fucking Album. Lyrics About Rape, Coke, And Couches Will Be Blaring In  Your Ears With The Dopest Fucking Beats To Date. Featuring Production By Tyler The Creator, Left Brain And Others. DOWNLOAD BY CLICKING THE FUCKING TITLE. 
Oct 10th
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One of my favorite places to eat in NY. iamdonald: Caracas Arepa Bar This is one of my favorite places in NYC.  Perfect place to bring girls (Venezuelan girl put me on).  Somehow classy and drunk food simultaneously. 
Oct 10th
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Shouts out to the girl that tried to die outside of the W Hotel last night.  You were super wylin with no panties on. The funniest part was when that bag of coke fell out of your purse as the cops were picking you up from the ground.
Oct 10th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 3rd
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ListenThe only good Chris Brown song that I can listen...
Oct 3rd
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Oct 2nd
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Lebron, Race and the NBA →
J.A. Adande hit it right on the head with this one. And stop asking why I frequently post things about race.  Race is relevant most people are too afraid to address it.  Stop running from it.
Oct 2nd