Straight Up Menace: Archive

Jul 31st

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Porn Star Brian Pumper Turns Actor Laurence Fishburne’s 18yr Old Daughter Into A Porn Star. Way to embarrass your whole family. This kind of shit makes me not want to have kids. I think I would consider killing myself if a raised a little skeeter bucket like that. Smh… Where did you go wrong Morpheus?

Jul 31st

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

Twitter

Kanye and Garey Busey are the only interesting people on twitter. Everyone else bores me. If Camron, Suge Knight and Pac Man Jones would join, twitter would be better.

Jul 29th

Jul 26th

“It’s as though when black people’s hair is relaxed, white people are...”

– Paul Mooney

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 24th

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Fuckery n. derivative of the word fuck Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense/chaos; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don’t know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people’s heads as a hobby. Fuckery is often considered hilarious. Is Wacka Flocka REALLY in the Jungles with all the bloods and...

Jul 24th

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You lose your C-list rapper boyfriend to Esther and all you can think to do is take your clothes off for hood ass magazines and shake your ass to Lloyd Banks songs? LMAO! Way to stamp yourself as a video hoe for life.

Jul 24th

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Pac Div Will Never Make it

The Cool Kids make better music and have more appeal. Not that it matters, Kiana. The 5 people that read this are probably thinking, “hmmm…crappily vague”.

Jul 24th

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Jul 22nd

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I really love this instrumental.

Jul 22nd

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

WTF

A 19 year old asked me today if I had kids. I told her no and she replied “OMG! That’s so good! How did you manage to pull that off? You’re 24 with no kids?! I have a 1 yr old and I think I might be pregnant again…” GTFOH. How did I manage to pull what off? Not busting one in some random hoe? She wasn’t even kidding. So I just played along, patronized the...

Jul 16th

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Jul 14th

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Reason #749 I don't go to clubs in L.A.

If you know me you know that I’m not one for the club. But every now and then I slip up and find myself at the club (but only if I know the promoter and I don’t have to politic at the door). I went to Industry last night and I’m not even gonna front… I thoroughly enjoyed myself. But why is it that when a girl sees you sitting in VIP with bottles and other girls around...

Jul 12th

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Jul 11th

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Oscar Grant Trial

I couldn’t really sleep last night because the Oscar Grant verdict was on my mind. If you don’t know anything about it, please wake the fuck up. Johannes Mehserle, the officer who murdered Grant while Grant was handcuffed lying face-down at a B.A.R.T. station in Oakland, should either be executed by firing squad or infected with leprosy and forced to live in a cage on traveling...

Jul 9th

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Letters from a bitter Bitch. →

Jul 9th

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Simmons is getting too much love on my tumblr this... →

Jul 8th

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I take it back

Lebron will sign with the Heat. Why? Because Stephen A. Smith said so. ESPN tried their best to save their ratings for tonight’s proceedings by portraying Stephen A. as your typical obnoxious pickaninny bamboozled ex-employee who just wants to keep his name relevant (and sometimes he is and does just that). But this time I think SAS’s “sources” are on point. ESPN...

Jul 8th

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